Wan! Chapter 15

Wan! Special Edition "BSD Preschool" (わん! 特別編「文スト保育園」,) is the 15th chapter of the Bungo Stray Dogs Wan! manga.

Summary
Dazai takes on the role of a preschool teacher, while the other characters are children.

Atsushi asks Dazai what the noose he found is, and Dazai tells him it's a rope someone uses to hang themself. Atsushi enthusiastically says it's for playing train, so the two start playing it. Akutagawa sees them and asks Atsushi what he thinks is doing, as Dazai is a busy man. Atsushi asks him if he wants to play with them and Akutagawa says he wants to. Chūya, who's in the upper class, sees them and wonders if they are kids.

Atsushi is sad because they don't have a ball to play with. Kunikida decides to use his ability "Doppo Poet" to materialize one, but he doesn't know how to write.

During nap time, Naomi wants Tanizaki to sleep with her, but Tanizaki tells her to stop. When Naomi falls asleep, she slips out of the blanket, so Tanizaki tucks her back in.

After lunch time, Kenji is sleepy and decides to have a nap. When he wakes up, he's hungry again and eats a snack. Afterwards, he's sleepy again.

Atsushi asks Kyōka what the thing she's holding is, and she tells him it's a pair of scissors, used for cutting paper. She proceeds by saying he mustn't use them to stab people. The two start making paper animals. Kyōka makes a rabbit, while Atsushi makes a tiger. Seeing Atsushi's tiger, Kyōka gets scared and summons her ability "Demon Snow".

Chūya calls Atsushi and tells him he's a crybaby, always running off sobbing to Dazai. He says that if he's mad he should try hitting him with a comeback. Atsushi replies that Chūya is older than him, but still really short, making Chūya angry, who responds he's going to be huge in the future because he drinks milk every day.

Dazai gathers the children to tell them a story. He says he's going to read "No Longer Human" to them. The children complain that it's not appropriate to read that kind of book to preschoolers. Dazai asks them what they want him to read and if they think "Discourse on Decadence" would be better. Akutagawa says he'd like him to read "Rashomon", Tanizaki suggests "Light Snow", while Chūya asks Dazai to read some poetry. At that moment, Yosano enters the room and states she brought picture books. The children ask her to read them, abandoning Dazai, who gets trampled by them.