[includes shipping, highkey stupidity]

Dazai: What do you call a fish with no eye?

Kunikida, not looking up: Myxine Circifrons

Dazai:

Dazai: Fsh

Akutagawa: I will do as I please!

Atsushi: I’m calling Dazai.

Akutagawa: wait no I’m sorry

Nikolai: Does Dos-kun have a surprise gift for me?

Sigma: I'm not gonna talk!

Nikolai, sharpening a knife: I have ways to make people talk.

Nikolai: *cuts a piece of his birthday cake*

Sigma: Oooh can I have some?

Nikolai: Cake is for talkers.

Mori: Okay no abilities, fair play.

*five minutes later*

Atsushi: *MAN-TIGER RUNNING ACROSS THE WHOLE FIELD*

Akutagawa: *Rashoumon pierces the ball*

Chuuya: *doesn't let anyone score because of gravity*

Dazai: *trying to hang himself on a crossbar*

Kyouka: We need a distraction.

Kunikida: Is anyone here good at jumping up and down and making weird noises?

Atsushi, whispering: My time has come

Nikolai: A theif

Fyodor: Thief?

Nikolai: Theif

Fyodor: I before E, except after C

Nikolai: Thceif

Fyodor: No.

Chuuya: DAZAI!!

Dazai: Chuuya?

Akutagawa: JINKO!!!!!

Atsushi: Akutagawa???

Kenji: TOMATOOOOOOOO

Everyone:

Kenji: What? I thought we were calling out the things we love?

Dazai: *being carried out the club by security*

Atsushi, frantically following behind them: He wasn't fighting! He was just really bad at dancing!

Fyodor: I'll let you know I am a merciless person, I have no feelings nor any mercy, all I ever wanted is to kill-

Nikolai: Dos-kun! I made you another friendship bracelet! You keep losing it hehe!

Atsushi: You don’t need to worry. Dazai would throw himself in front of a moving car for you.

Chuuya: Dazai would throw himself in front of a moving car for fun.

Dazai: Don't worry Akutagawa, my dreams were shattered years ago.

Akutagawa: How many years ago?

Dazai: How old are you?

Kidnapper, with Gogol: We have your boyfriend.

Fyodor: I don’t have a boyfriend.

Gogol: *voice cracking* You don't?

Ango: Are you into cars?

Oda: Oh, yes. That movie was very odd but very entertaining to watch as a little kid.

Ango: No, I meant, are you a car person?

Oda:

Oda: .... A Lightning Mcqueen?

Tachihara: That’s really how you look when you first get up?

Chuuya: Um, yes?

Tachihara: Nothing in my life is fair.

I was only recently informed that our clown’s birthday was on April Fool’s (which I have depressingly missed) so here’s a belated gift for his birthday 🎉

Also there’s Fyodor because it looked boring with only one character

OK so I actually saw this question on instagram randomly and I don't know who asked this but it is quite interesting. MINOR S3 SPOILERS AHEAD.

Q: In a brain war between Fyodor, Dazai and Ranpo who would win?

MY ANS: I personally believe that Fyodor has more chances of winning. Ranpo without any second thought is pretty smart but his intelligence works best only while he is deducing an already occurred event. As a strategy maker or as a mastermind Fyodor and Dazai definitely have an upper hand. Not ignoring the fact that in one of the episodes in S3 Ranpo while going against Fyodor confirmed that he was being manipulated and his deductive skills were being misused. "He tricked us. It's just like going against Dazai." Something like this.

Now, Dazai and Fyodor are pretty much the same. Their schemes and approaches are freakishly similar. If we talk in terms of intelligence both of them have an equal chance of winning. The only road which separates these two intellects is their craziness and ideologies .Fyodor intends to destroy Yokohoma while Dazai wishes to save his city. Also I do feel that Fyodor is way more insane than Dazai. Reason being he simply has nothing to lose. Unless their is a mention of his family or friends in the manga I am not aware of Fyodor having any emotional relationships . Dazai has friends. He deeply cares for Atushi and ADA. He has his own concerns for Chuya and some other Port Mafia members too.

To sum it up for me its Fyodor.

What do you guys believe?

Because I have too many

I did this on the shipping wiki too but this time its just random

Dazai: Welcome back to my channel! Where I try different beauty products.

Dazai: *sprays hairspray into his mouth*

Dazai: Well right off the bat, I can tell you this one isn't very good

Chuuya: Why are you mad at me?

Dazai: You said I was boring!

Chuuya: When did I say that?

Dazai: We were playing chess on a frozen lake, & you said I was boring. Then you took off your mask & you were Kunikida...wait

Chuuya:

Dazai: There’s a chance this may have been a dream

Kōyō [on the phone]: Where are you two? It’s been hours!

Dazai: Went to a bar, Chuuya got into a fight, now we're in an escape room.

Kōyō: Who goes to an escape room after a bar t— you're in jail aren't you?

Chuuya [in the background]: IT'S A ROOM AND WE'RE TRYING TO ESCAPE

Kunikida: Are you high?

Dazai: Am I what?

Kunikida: High.

Dazai: Hello

Akutagawa: New game idea: Spin the Knife. You spin the knife and whomever it lands on has to kill you.

Atsushi: Um are you okay?

Akutagawa: Hell no

Dazai: Do you think lava would taste spicy?

Yosano: Please don't eat lava.

Ranpo: Eat it and let us know.

Chuuya: It’s made out of molten rock, it probably tastes bland and dusty.

Dazai: Thank you so much, you understand me.

Kunikida: [to Tanizaki] You don’t have to worry about Kenji, he can take care of himself. It’s not like he’s Atsushi.

Atsushi: [from the other room] Thanks

Gogol: I’ve killed more people than I can count.

Gogol: Because I’ve killed a lot of people.

Gogol: *sweats* Not because I can’t count very high.

Chuuya: Dazai. Be frank. Do you hate me?

Dazai: How can I be Frank if I’m Dazai

Gogol: Will you read me a story?

Fyodor: No.

Gogol: Pretty please?

Fyodor: The physical appearance of the please makes no difference.

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I personally am in love with him

I mean how could you not love this beauty? I CANT WAIT FOR HIM TO GET ANIMATED!!

Sincere apologies for the multiple posts all together I really am but o shit?? word?

I, have nothing more to say on the topic because my entire body is buzzing from sheer emotion, so I will ask; what is the BSD wiki community's thoughts on BSD Wan right now? What do you think will happen, any theories, general emotions, etc.

(Please respond if you can, my sister is in the hospital so it's quite lonely here with my parents not home most of the time.)

:)

(Idk why the picture came out sideways lol)

I drew this at midnight then went to bed

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This might be a stupid question but im rereading the manga and in the translated version everyone has been referring to gin as "him" so im wondering if this is

A) a translation error

B) a deliberate change for misleading purposes

C) tachihara & hirotsu actually not knowing gin's gender thinking she's a boy