[includes shipping, highkey stupidity]
Dazai: What do you call a fish with no eye?
Kunikida, not looking up: Myxine Circifrons
Akutagawa: I will do as I please!
Atsushi: I’m calling Dazai.
Akutagawa: wait no I’m sorry
Nikolai: Does Dos-kun have a surprise gift for me?
Sigma: I'm not gonna talk!
Nikolai, sharpening a knife: I have ways to make people talk.
Nikolai: *cuts a piece of his birthday cake*
Sigma: Oooh can I have some?
Nikolai: Cake is for talkers.
Mori: Okay no abilities, fair play.
*five minutes later*
Atsushi: *MAN-TIGER RUNNING ACROSS THE WHOLE FIELD*
Akutagawa: *Rashoumon pierces the ball*
Chuuya: *doesn't let anyone score because of gravity*
Dazai: *trying to hang himself on a crossbar*
Kyouka: We need a distraction.
Kunikida: Is anyone here good at jumping up and down and making weird noises?
Atsushi, whispering: My time has come
Nikolai: A theif
Fyodor: I before E, except after C
Kenji: What? I thought we were calling out the things we love?
Dazai: *being carried out the club by security*
Atsushi, frantically following behind them: He wasn't fighting! He was just really bad at dancing!
Fyodor: I'll let you know I am a merciless person, I have no feelings nor any mercy, all I ever wanted is to kill-
Nikolai: Dos-kun! I made you another friendship bracelet! You keep losing it hehe!
Atsushi: You don’t need to worry. Dazai would throw himself in front of a moving car for you.
Chuuya: Dazai would throw himself in front of a moving car for fun.
Dazai: Don't worry Akutagawa, my dreams were shattered years ago.
Akutagawa: How many years ago?
Dazai: How old are you?
Kidnapper, with Gogol: We have your boyfriend.
Fyodor: I don’t have a boyfriend.
Gogol: *voice cracking* You don't?
Ango: Are you into cars?
Oda: Oh, yes. That movie was very odd but very entertaining to watch as a little kid.
Ango: No, I meant, are you a car person?
Oda: .... A Lightning Mcqueen?
Tachihara: That’s really how you look when you first get up?
Chuuya: Um, yes?
Tachihara: Nothing in my life is fair.